The Virgin Blogger

This is my first attempt at "blogging" which is new to me, so if anyone ever reads this, it will probably be a miracle if I can pull it off.
Blogging and tweeting and twittering and all this is apparently the hot new way to communicate and or express yourself. I am a virgin, so here I go.
Facebook is an interesting form of communication, more so the Information super highway as I like to call it. But I  guess there are things I would like to say that I wouldn't want on FB for the world to see, so I wonder why I'm doing this anyway. Is this my new online journal of my drastically pathetic life? Will everything I write be on public view for others to mock at or laugh or possibly even stalk? I have no idea how this is going to turn out. I must wait for my very educated and very bright niece ANNA to show me the ropes since she is a professional at this.
If this goes through and anyone can read it, then I suppose I am no longer a virgin. I wonder what that will feel like? Will it hurt? Will I be embarrassed? LOL
I'm an ass about so much, this ought to be extremely interesting.